Low Standards
Posted by Holly on February 17, 2010
~This is probably one of my favorite stories about my aunt D’Kay, who was, by far, the weird one in the family~
I was about 16 or so.
Mom, D’Kay and I were headed out to eat, riding inMom’s lincoln.
Mom was ranting about something, I dont fully remember, but she was in good form, swearing like a sailor…
And then she blurted out, “I like led zepplin and the beatles… and you like redneck music, how the hell are we best friends?”
D’Kay paused for a moment, then shrugged her shoulders, and said, “because I have low standards,” that shut Mom up good…
And I nearly had Dr Pepper come out my nose.
Heh. I am so gonna steal that line!